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12th September 2004

10:41pm: no comment required?
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10th May 2004

3:37pm: Today I will attempt to discuss and convey the intense and sometimes painful humour of the "DW".
The DW stands for 'dirty wranglers'.
These are the kind of jeans which a guy purchases in early teenage years and persists to wear through adoloscence. By this point said jeans become smaller and embarrasingly skin tight, and finish approximately 2cm's above £9.99 wacky/student nike trainers.
Unfortunately for the wearer, the DW's are so tight passers by can clearly make out the outline of the genitalia. Not pleasent.


Now let me talk about alternative jeans; the type which you could fit 3 people in. The kind of trouser which you could make 3 set of curtains and still have enough material in for a Marilyin Manson patch for your bag.
Often wearers of these alternative jeans, lets call them Altie's for comedy reasons, have an inappropriately large chain attached. Tossers.

Any the point of all this is; I think i stumbled across someone wearing a new breed of 'Altie-DW's'.
(see photo below)

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Case closed.
Thankyou and goodnight.
Chris

3rd January 2004

8:25pm:

Keith.

"what if keith was one of us?"
"the keith with the arab strap" - belle and sebastian.
"some call keith the space cowboy, yeah, some call keith the gangsta of love" The Steve Miller Band
"keith moon."
"blue keith."
"I took keith out it was a friday night, he wore cologne to get the feeling right" - Blink 182
"and keiths bu-u-y-ing a stairway to heaven" Keith Zeppelin
"in keiths room, theres no other faces" - Dodgy.
"there will be no white flags above keiths door, he's in love and always will be" - Dido
"come up and see keith, make him smile."
"tie keiths kangeroo down sport, tie keiths kangeroo down" - R. Harris.

Happy new year everyone.

It snowed. See diagram below;

17th December 2003

4:35pm: Go on!
Cut 'n' paste in a comment and fill it in. Go on, give you something to do for 10 minutes!

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
2. Am I loveable?
3. How long have you known me?
4. When and how did we first meet?
5. What was your first impression?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
7. What do you think my weakness is?
8. Do you think I'll get married?
9. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me sad?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Do you think I could kill someone?
17. Describe me in one word.
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
20. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

21st August 2003

12:56am: chad and brad 'hit' starbucks
"So Brad, hows about that Davey Beckham?"
"Well chad, i was conversing with finlay over a frap, and he seems to think the young mans investment porfolio is in serious decline.
so i paged on of my associates at the bumming club to give me some feedback, i'm meeting him for a power lunch at 1"
"Frap and a yap at one it is then ya ya ya! Ciao!"

*enters starbucks*

Starbucks guy: "What can I get you both?"
Chad: "Well my good man, you can put me some of this working class coffee in a mediumsized vessile and possibly some steamed milk if thats not too much trouble.

Skimmed of course.

And my collegue will have a...

Brad: Double tall extra lite grande mocha chocha creamy weamy latte, with a light dusting of cinamon.

Oh, and one of these quaint italian shortbreads.


Chad: So..brad.
Brad: Ya?
Chad: Ya
Brad: ya?
Chad: So hows the portfolio?
Brad: Well I'm keeping an eye on the old nasdaq, its a sneaky old fiend
Chad: ya
Brad: ya
Chad: You're portfolio just went boom. I paged you. Tell you what bradly; I'll put it in an "email". ons it way.
brad: yah! fax me!


Starbucks guy: "ok, so thats 2 coffes and a....FUCK OFF YOU YUPPIE BASTARDS! AND TAKE YOUR FIL-O-FAX WITH YOU!

8th August 2003

11:03am: I tried a text-based MUD today...
you are in room with a dirt floor. you see:
life

> get life
Connection closed by foreign host.
%

25th May 2003

2:16am: Does anyone else glance at their watch and realise its still light at 9:30pm and think "fucking yes!" cos its nearly summer?

Can't wait for summer.

Binominal expansion can wait.
2:15am: (none)
i'd love to be able to say i understood every word of The Matrix Reloaded...(anyone..?)

15th May 2003

5:45pm: I'm so bored.
poo

Chris
Current Mood: bored
5:37pm:
Which Genocidal Maniac Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

Oh good.

24th April 2003

12:53am: your great great great grand daughter is pretty fine.
Since my last post I have done the following;

* Aged another year.

* Bought some remote control cars.

* Got an acoustic guitar for my birthday/christmas present.

* Worked as a glass collector for Baja Beach Club.





Ok ok ok, life's not even slightly interesting.

But awwww, look at sandy!!!
BAD DOG!
Current Mood: crazy

20th February 2003

1:15am: Livejournal & Mr.Jones






Livejournal
& Jonesy


 


Hello.


 


Uni's dull.


 


 


Can't wait for something to
happen.


 


 


How are we
all keeping?


 


Fancy being a drummer. 


 


 


 


Need to cut down on nights in try
to complete Treasure Island Dizzy. & nights in.


 


 


 


 


Need to learn not everyone
appreciates my sense of humour.


 


 


 


 


What sense of humour?


 


Good point.


 


Amazing
web-site

that anyone currently 18+
should visit and spend at least 15 min's on (with sound)


 


 


 


Superteds secret word was,
without doubt, "willy"


 


 


 


 


Do you want to live with me next
year? If not, why not?


 


 




 







Current Mood: mongoosey

12th August 2002

3:34pm: thoughts on summer.
Becci is a shit singer.

26th July 2002

1:17pm: Becci's thoughts on my live journal
"fucking mint"

25th July 2002

3:57am: everyone is selfish
I'm waiting for a lasagne to cook, so i thought I might as well write on this while I wait.

This computer has a right bastard of a virus, and it spreads really easily. It uses really convincing hoax emails to bait people into infecting themselves. Uses names out of your own address book and creates fake emails from them. (http://www.f-secure.com/v-descs/klez.shtml)

Jade from Big Brother is the biggest disgrace ever.

I managed to get Days of Thunder and Pulp fiction on dvd from Ebay at very reasonable prices. I can't wait.


Don't judge me, i'm alternative.

24th December 2001

3:52pm: Christmas
I wish it would snow, so I could wee in it.

27th May 2001

7:17pm: some guitar tab wot I figured out
Alright, so i just figured out the guitar part to "it wasnt me" by (fucking) Shaggy.

Thought I'd better record it somewhere:

e---0---------1------0---------3--
B-----1-----1---1------1-----3---0
G-------0----------------0--------
D-22------3------2-2-------0------
A---------------------------------
E---------------------------------

Nice one Chris.

24th May 2001

3:38pm: good
Margrave, what is your picture of?

22nd May 2001

6:29pm: u gotta wonder
"So all those in favour of making General Studies an official A-level, and not a punishment for a life of boredom..."

20th May 2001

4:09pm: people, people, people. Where's the love in this world?
I would appreciate serious comments only here, but what should I do about my side-parting?

Love,
Chris.
Current Mood: worried
3:47pm: everyone is shit
Today I think I'm going to log onto Livejournal.com.

Thankyou.
Current Mood: touched

19th May 2001

7:53pm: nothing seems much fun any more to me
Live Journal.
Ace.

Can't be arsed.
Current Mood: Fucking Legendary
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